Pappu: Aaj Madam Ne Ek Sawal Puchha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha! Santa: Mera Pyara Beta Kya Sawal Tha? Pappu: Sawal Tha! Is Blackboard Ke Paas Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?
Pappu Jito Se Pitne Ke Baad Santa Se: Papa Kabhi Aap Afrika Gae Ho? Santa: Nahin Pappu Beta! Pappu: Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item Kahan Se Le Aaye!
Skool Ke Pichhe Nadi Men Principal Doob Raha Tha! Pappu Ne Dekha Aur Jor Jor Se Chillate Huye Bhaga! . . . Kal Chutti Hai! Kal Chutti Hai!
Jito: Beta Tum Apni Nayi Pant Pahan Kar Kichad Men Kyon Gir Gae! Pappu: Kyonki Mujhe Use Utarne Ka Samay Hi Nahin Mila!
Ek Ladki Ne Chhote Bachche Ke Gaal Par Kis Ki! Ladki: Oh Maaf Karna Tumhare Gaal Par Lipstic Lag Gai! Pappu: Kuchh Achchha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte Hain To Daag Ache Hai!
Babaji Ladke Ka Hath Dekhkar Bole `Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge`! .. ... Pappu: Padh To Main 3 Saal Se Raha Hu Yah Batao Ki Main Pas Kab Hounga!